Only a Smurf Would Do That!

Now let me tell you about these smurf’s who did whatever they wanted. It all started before my time. This story was past down between five generations. It is a pretty exciting story, and that is why I want to share it with all of you readers.

Just imagine the world covered in small, very small blue people, who had the weirdest hats in the world. They only had a population of six hundred, but those six hundred smurf’s were able to do anything. I don’t know if it relevant, but these smurf’s had a body of government. The eldest one of them ruled over everything and anyone is the eldest one’s family would get a greater role in there society. The weirdest part of their society is that they only had one female. You wonder how they have so many people in their population, but only have one female. Well anyways that is the background you might want to know before you hear what goes on.

“Papa smurf what should we do today?” said John, the son of the eldest man.

“I don’t know…go make up a game outside or something,” said Quincy, the eldest man.

“Can I go and play whatever…,” said John.

“Yes! Just stop bothering me son,” Quincy yelled.

John goes outside and gets all of his friends, which was only five other people, to come over, so that they can make up a game. The game they make up would not go over well with everyone. Once they all agree on what they are going to play, they make up the rules. The only rule to this game is that you are not allowed to stop playing. It was a continuous, never-ending game that would make the people in their society mad, and annoyed.

John said, “Alright guys it is time to play. Does everyone know what they are going to do?”

Herbert replies, “Yes sir!”

Brandon complains, “Do we have to play?”

John yells, “YES YOU DO!!! Now start playing”

Sniffle-gus said, “What were the rules again?”

John answers with a hint of madness, “You can never stop playing this game!”

Sniffle-gus replies, “I mean what do we have to do?”

John yells again, “YOU MUST CAUSE MAYHEM AND CHAOS TO MY FATHER AND EVERYONE ELSE!”

Toby yawns, “Sounds really boring, also won’t we get in trouble?”

John is annoyed now, “NO WE WILL NOT! I HAVE PERMISSION TO DO WHAT EVER I WANT!”

Ben, the shy one, “You don’t have to yell at us. We are just trying to stay out of trouble, and see what we need to do”

John, “I’M NOT YELLING! I’m just making sure everyone can hear me! Now just start the game and do not stop.”

Everyone yells, “ALRIGHT LET’S DO IT!”

The six people that took part in this game split up in three groups. There were three groups of two. Ben and Toby split up together; Sniffle-gus and Brandon went together, and John and Herbert split up together. Ben and Toby decided that they would be the kind, and nice ones, so they went over the only female in town and they complimented her, and did whatever she wanted. They knew if John heard about this then he would get them thrown out of town, so they got Eleanor to keep quiet about all of what they were doing. After they were done helping Eleanor, they went back to there own houses and they just hid there until John was done.

Sniffle-gus and Brandon decided they did not want to play, so they just ran right on home and hid there. They were not going to get in trouble just because John wanted to get attention, and make his father mad.

Now the last group, which was John and Herbert, went out to destroy the town. John convinced Herbert that everything they were going to do was necessary, and had to be done or the town would be destroyed.

It is ironic that they want to destroy the town so the town won’t be destroyed. It doesn’t make sense, but let’s figure out what happens.

John convinced Herbert to go and torch every house that was twenty feet from his fathers’ house. After Herbert torched all of the houses that were near John’s house, he waited for instructions to do anything else. While Herbert torched the houses, John went around taking anything valuable from the fleeing smurf’s. John’s father did not notice anything going on for some reason, maybe it was because he was to busy with work, who knows the exact reason. John then ran over to his house and dropped off the valuables, and got his dads attention when he did this.

“Son what are you doing?” Quincy said.

“I’m playing a game dad!” John screamed.

“You will stop this nonsense now!” Quincy yelled.

“You said I could play whatever I wanted!” John said.

Quincy jumps in quickly, “Not this game. NOW STOP OR YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!”

“Well if I’m going to be in trouble so are; Herbert, Ben, Brandon, Sniffle-gus, and Ben.” John said.

“What? You had them help you with all of this? Just because you’re my son doesn’t mean I won’t kick you out of this town!” Quincy yelled.

“You wouldn’t even dare do that!” John furiously yelled.

“GET OUT OF MY TOWN AND TAKE YOUR FRIENDS!” Quincy yelled at the top of his lungs.

“FINE! I’ll never come back!” John said while running out of the door.

Now you think of little blue people, you think of nice people who wouldn’t hurt anyone. Well these smurf’s were different, they didn’t want to listen to anyone, well John didn’t. Basically this story wants to tell you that you should listen to your elders, because they have lived life and have seen most things. They know what they are talking about, so listen to them, and do not get into trouble.